Love all, Trust a few, Do wrong to none

I don't really know where I'm headed, just enjoyin' the ride
Just gon' roll 'til I drop and ride 'til I die

stmungos:

theshipqueen:

friend: you speak french?
me: yeah
friend: say something in french!
me: je suis venu ici pour passer un bon moment et je suis honnêtement sentir si attaqué dès maintenant

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(Source: magicconchshelly, via jbombdrop)

  • bae: come over
  • me: do you have food
  • bae: my parents aren't home
  • me: are they coming back with food

dutchster:

i accidentally spilled monster energy drink in my fish bowl and now my goldfish won’t stop saying “bro” and keeps flexing it’s fins

(via caseyanthonyofficial)